and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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