I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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