dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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