Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
