His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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