Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
When did angry sex become our thing?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
