i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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