At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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