Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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