ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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