so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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