If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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