it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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