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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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