do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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