it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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