i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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