dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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