No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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