oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
