do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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