As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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