There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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