Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just had sex on a roof
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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