im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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