How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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