sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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