so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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