the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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