Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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