i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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