This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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