So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Help. Why am I so naked?
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