i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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