He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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