We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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