why didn't you poke me back
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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