He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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