it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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