Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize