the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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