Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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