S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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