Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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