Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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