But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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