I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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