did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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