I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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