yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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