Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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