I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
