My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i out mim tonsoeep
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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