3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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